How to Clean a Bowl
“Before I teach you how to clean a bowl, I must insist that this page is only for those, like me, who use marijuana for medicinal purposes. If you’re just getting high to relax or to enjoy yourself, well, then take your debauched self elsewhere. This page is a medical resource for those who require medical help. For instance, yesterday I stubbed my toe getting out of bed. Did I reach for an aspirin? No. I prefer herbal treatments. I loaded up my glass bowl with weed and took my medicine. A little while later I noticed that my lips were chapped. To ease my suffering, I again retrieved my bowl, loaded it to the brim with marijuana (they were really chapped), and smoked it hard. Later that night, I accidently ate half a pizza and four Swiss Rolls. I felt uncomfortably full, so I again broke out the bowl and smoked while my wife inserted a nugget directly into my anus as a marijuana suppository. I didn’t really enjoy it though. My bowl was caked with marijuana resin, so my medicine didn’t taste good, and I don’t stand for that. When I was a kid, I only consumed cold medicine that tasted like cherries. Today, I only smoke pot from a clean bowl for the pure taste. If you too have paper cuts, nose bleeds, bizarre bowel movements (suppository induced?), boredom, or other serious conditions, then continue on to learn how to clean a bowl.”
(Source: howtocleanthings.com)
