January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
2 posts
WatchKev and Travis share with balls in their mouths.
November 2011
4 posts
adras:
Totally worth the scrolling.
5 Unexpected Downsides of High Intelligence →
neopostmodern:
badhouses:
5. You’re Probably a Night Owl (which is bad!) - Recently, scientists discovered a quirky side effect to having a high IQ: You tend to stay up until later hours and get up later in the morning. These sleeping habits mean you’re also three times more likely to suffer the symptoms of depression, as well as being at higher risk for heart disease and suffer more arterial...
October 2011
4 posts
3 tags
September 2011
10 posts
Today
sugarsnake:
Some football player left their facebook signed in in my Astronomy class so Emily and I made their status “Been a long week. So excited to watch “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” with my favorite bros, Ben and Jerry!”. I’m sad though because their profile is private so I’ll never know how his friends reacted.
Dear tumblr universe,
Can anyone make me a gif from Always Sunny; the episode where sweet dee and Dennis go on welfare. I want the clip where Dee puts on her bicycle helmet backwards and says “Later boners.”
Sincerely,
Me
5 tags
August 2011
13 posts
Aw, you know. Just waitin for you to come home,... →
HighDEAS. Alexis. Read this
Dear Residents of Beau 21,
Your apartment is officially way more awesome than last week. You are welcome.
Signed,
Some other residents of beau 21
twentyfun
For some reason, I recall the memory of mini...
It is that time of this week. Be tee dubs, its hilarious.
So I'm watching teen mom
sugarsnake:
Amber is looking at this gorgeous house and it’s 644 a month.
omgwtf. Our shitty beau house is 1500 a month.
Yeah, but you also dont have a kid and youre not a teenager. I can only assume that there is a direct cause-effect relationship going on here.
In the past few times we've hung out
sugarsnake:
My friends and I have realized some things:
We are cyber bullies.
We are real life bullies as well.
Cyber bullies? Oh that’s not so ba…oh, bullies in real life, too? Shit.
Question. What kind of shower is best?
Answer: Jamaican.
Wingo!
How to Clean a Bowl
“Before I teach you how to clean a bowl, I must insist that this page is only for those, like me, who use marijuana for medicinal purposes. If you’re just getting high to relax or to enjoy yourself, well, then take your debauched self elsewhere. This page is a medical resource for those who require medical help. For instance, yesterday I stubbed my toe getting out of bed. Did I reach for...
July 2011
9 posts
I hate @jaredwith1r
takeit-eezy:
just saying
FUCK OFF, THUNDERCUNT t(‘.’t) -just sayin =D
I wish my parents would go to sleep so I can eat.
So you can cook them in their sleep and eat them? I don’t get it…
Bondage Babes of the Day
(The chicks from... →
ATTENTION TUMBLR
I officially am in the game with my new HTC Incredible 2! And yes I have words with friends already. Let the fun times begin!
Ah the dreaded public train, basketball shorts,...
hmscensor:
We meet again…
That’s why you gotta go jeans 24/7. Ya never know when it’ll come in handy.
June 2011
19 posts
1 tag
I want to start a Vinyl collection...
this coming from the guy who just downloaded* his entire current music collection. It seems like a good collection to start, right? Comments/tips/suggestions?
zachswunderblog asked: WHAT UP ASSFACEFUCKER
sugarsnake asked: I'm pretty sure that "twat" is definitely the wrong word, although slightly appropriate in this situation. Seriously though I thought that bitch was crazy after she gave birth she didn't even go to the hospital and she didn't even call her husband she just "surprised" him with a baby. He thought she stole it.
I didn't know I was pregnant is inspiring new life...
sugarsnake:
Like: Not to give birth on a bathroom floor by myself.
“I feel like such a terrible person. i uncontrollably laugh at the show “i didnt know i was pregnant.” i honestly dont know why im laughing”
^I tweeted (tweeted?…twat?) I twat that about an hour ago. Saw the woman give birth (shoot a baby into the floor) and for some unknown reason, couldnt hold...
