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That is literally the best idea I’ve ever heard….
(That is the worst idea I’ve ever heard).
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I haven’t checked my Google Reader, i.e. tumblrs, all break long. This is what I am left with.
#MarkAllAsRead
Edit: I did check hmscensor, because he had the fewest posts. However, they were almost all “Just Being Miley 2012.”
Luke.
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
Kev and Travis share with balls in their mouths.
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5 Unexpected Downsides of High Intelligence
5. You’re Probably a Night Owl (which is bad!) - Recently, scientists discovered a quirky side effect to having a high IQ: You tend to stay up until later hours and get up later in the morning. These sleeping habits mean you’re also three times more likely to suffer the symptoms of depression, as well as being at higher risk for heart disease and suffer more arterial stiffness than those who go to bed early
4. You’re Less Likely to Pass On Your Genes - A 2008 national census reported that women who had dropped out of high school had the most children on average. Research shows that countries with high national IQs tend to have lower childbirth rates in general compared with countries that can’t collectively tie their shoelaces together.
But it’s not all bad news. There’s evidence that the highly educated get more enjoyment out of sex than the dumb jocks.
3. You’re More Likely to Lie - The problem with being the smartest guy in the room is that you usually know you’re the smartest guy in the room. You know you have an intellectual edge and can’t help but abuse it. IQ bestows the gift of deception.
2. You’re More Likely to Believe Bullshit - Smart people believe weird things because they are skilled at defending beliefs they arrived at for non-smart reasons.
1. You’re More Likely to be Self-Destructive - The thing is, the great minds are full of curiosity. Smart people are more likely to be drunks, and people who fall into the “very bright” category (IQs of 125 or greater) are more likely to drink excessively and binge drink.
Reblog for number 1. It’s 3.32am….
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“Ron Fucking Swanson” - Portrait Painting by Sam Spratt
Being a fan of high-quality comedy television and not watching Parks and Recreation might just be the second most blasphemous thing you could do (the 1st of course being not watching Arrested Development). If for some reason you are in the “yet to watch” category, I present to you Ron Swanson aka exhibit A on what you are missing (youtube video).
If you have “seen the light” and are already familiar with Swanson Greatness, I humbly give you my painting of him. Features include: High and tight Swanson haircut, Swanson body hair, Swanson mustache, Swanson mustache chest hair (not groomed, grows that way naturally), Tammy tattoo, Tammy 2 tattoo, Tattoo of the text from Ron’s Speech to the boy’s basketball team, copious amounts of meat, the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, Food and Stuff grocery store desk sticker, and Mulligan’s Steakhouse apron. High-quality Archival Prints Available HERE
Connect with my: portfolio website, tumblr, facebook artist’s page and twitter.
annnd @alexis_novak needs NEEDS to see this. Note the Mulligans apron.
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SPIRIT ANIMAL
MATT. This reminds me of Jersey Girl sweatpants and your daddy.
Does it also remind you that this show is the best? Yeah. I bet it does.
@fattywhale needs to see this.
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Sweet album art, bro.
Today
Some football player left their facebook signed in in my Astronomy class so Emily and I made their status “Been a long week. So excited to watch “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” with my favorite bros, Ben and Jerry!”. I’m sad though because their profile is private so I’ll never know how his friends reacted.
Dear tumblr universe,
Can anyone make me a gif from Always Sunny; the episode where sweet dee and Dennis go on welfare. I want the clip where Dee puts on her bicycle helmet backwards and says “Later boners.”
Sincerely, Me
